Phd Research Proposal

I am seeking a PhD in Astronomy, Physics, or Space Weather to research Fermi bubbles, solar flares, & the space environment.

I work under the assumption that no astronaut should come to harm from predictable solar particle events. To that end, I’ve constructed a Unified Theory of Cosmic Plasma Physics based on the assumptions that the basic properties of plasma are the same everywhere & Quantum Electrodynamics governs all wavelengths of light.

I’ve employed the Unified Theory of Cosmic Plasma Physics to deduce that starspots are holographic black holes, solve the Coronal Heating Problem with 2-Step Accretion, and unify Coronal Mass Ejections with Novae, Solar Flares with Pulsar Bursts, & the Local Interstellar Cloud with Nebulae. Furthermore, Solar Cycle is the Pulsar Spin Rate of the Sun’s Color Superconducting Neutron Star Core & GCR Cycle is the Pulsation of a Pulsar Wind Nebula.

Not only does the sun’s neutron star core solve Einstein’s missing pulsar problem, but also the polarization concomitant with pulsar kick makes single stars appear as symbiotic binaries; these binaries are actually single quark stars, thus conserving the strong interaction & solving the Strong CP Problem. I hope to use this strong cp solution along with the fundamental equations for spectral optical depth to derive the fine structure constant from 1st principles.

I proved that Fermi Bubbles are Dark Matter by drastically raising their Mass/Light ratio to solve the Final Parsec Problem. A Coordinate Transformation placing the solar system inside of the primary galactic bar & the Magellanic Clouds as a Spiral Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy is necessary to sustain this model. This position correction solves the Bulk Lorentz Factor Crisis & Axiomatizes Dark Energy. Finally, Dark Flow along the Axis of Evil Solves the Winding Problem.

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