Emerson, Einstein, & Feynman
The Unified Theory of Cosmic Plasma Physics is stalwart.
If one of those black holes is the sun, then I have:
*Confirmed Starspots are Holographic Black Holes*
*Solved Coronal Heating Problem*
*Unified Local Interstellar Cloud/CMEs/Flares with Nebulae/Novae/Pulsars*
*Solved Missing Pulsar Problem*
*Solved Final Parsec Problem*
*Proved Fermi Bubbles are Dark Matter*
*Axiomatized Dark Energy as a Coordinate Transformation*
*Solved Bulk Lorentz Factor Crisis*
An impressive list of achievements and quite a refreshing paradigm transition in astrophysics. The theory is even more sublime if the sun has a color superconducting neutron star core, since then not only do I satisfy Einstein’s conditions, but also Richard Feynman can be complacent.
Thus, I climb the Feynman Gauge Ladder from pulsars — quasars — blazars — magnetars to stand in harmonious concordance with my idols. When Parker Solar Probe reaches its 22nd orbit & the succeeding rounds of images reveal hot spots in the chromosphere — those are white holes, the natural complement to black holes as predicted by general relativity. Back & forth & back & forth I please Einstein & Feynman & Einstein & Feynman.
Emerson, Einsten, & Feynman — 3 best friends